Sunday, April 16, 2023

Head to Toes

 First off, my mom says thank you for all your thoughtful birthday wishes. Dad's been ribbing her about turning 50, but she gives it right back to him and will most certainly have things to say when he hits 62 later this year.

Okay, so mom says dad has ugly feet. Says they're just plain gross. Dad's currently on work detail out of state, and I'm handling posting duties by myself. So, mom may or may not have a point, but either way, in my effort to use every surface I encounter for head rubs, I recently took advantage of dad's ugly knobby clown feet.




Mom doesn't know about these pictures. She's gonna throw up a little in her mouth when she reads my post. I can already see her Googling "Super sanitizing cat shampoo".

18 comments:

Lynn and Precious said...

Dearest funny Smudge, too bad your dad is traveling out fur work instead of offuring you great head rubbing tools, oops, I meant toes. Your work is
to figure out ev-fur thing these hoomans have to offer. Precious

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL Smudge you are a very funny-girl.
Angel Madi loved rubbing all over feet that had just come out of shoes...double gross
Hugs Cecilia

pilch92 said...

You are too funny. :) XO

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

You're a hoot, Smudge! Good for you for making sure that every possible surface in the house is properly marked by you!

Purrs,
The Chans

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Aww, I'm sure them feet love the way they look. Plus they do have to work hard on acount of humans only having two, ;)
ERin

Eastside Cats said...

Oh, rubbing a cat with bare feet is a wonderful experience, y'all...don't knock it until you've tried it.

The Florida Furkids said...

Headrubs are good even when they are done by feet!

meowmeowmans said...

Good job with posting, Smudge! Looks like you've claimed Dad's feet as belonging to you. We hope his work trip goes well, and that you have fun with Mom until then.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Whatever works for you, Smudge! Eric didn't like nip but he did like valerian and I always said it smelled of stinky feet. Your dad's feet definitely belong to you now you have got your smell on them.

The Island Cats said...

Do you have a foot fetish, Smudge? I do too! ~Ernie

Saku said...

Bean feet are strange aren't they? But as long as they don't stink (much), I think they'd be okay for head rubs. Just don't tell your mom bean. MOL!

Zoolatry said...

A peticure by a kitty can be a wunnerful thing, though they look a bit bony to serve as a head rest. BTW, have you tried the Mom's feet yet? After all, in fairness to both parties, it should be on your list.

The Oceanside Animals said...

Chaplin: "Well you know to be fair, if you put anything next to a cat, the cat is going to be so beautiful or handsome it makes the other thing look ugly, am I right?"
Charlee: "You're right, of course!"

Wanderingcatstudio said...

Our Rupert has a thing for rubbing on feet. He really likes Dave's feet for some reason

Katie Isabella said...

Smudge, I swear, you are something! I like the way you think!

Darla M Sands said...

Hahahaha...

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

MOL too funny!!!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

lmao! OMG I feel awful that I missed your Mom's birthday! Will go and look for that post. Tell Mom and Dad not to feel TOO bad. I will be 68 in October! OMG!!!!