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Sad girl with no turkey. |
So Thanksgiving was a hoot... for mom and dad😡. Oh sure, I got to smell the turkey and stuffing while they slow-cooked in the oven all morning (the bird and stuffing, not mom and dad). And I got to watch mom and dad eat. And I got to watch dad rip apart the carcass in preparation for his annual lets-make-turkey-soup-and-not-give-kitty-anything festival. Yay. What fun. Woo hoo.
Sure, we all got to lounge and nap some. But I do that every day. I thought for sure I'd at least get to sample that damn bird.
I mean, look at all this glorious meat! They got a 14 1/2 pound roaster, this is what was left after they filled their gullets, and I got none! I got tired of my pleas being ignored, so I spent the day like this.
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Nope, not a single wing or drumstick. |
Oh sure, I should be happy that I have a nice warm place to rest my weary bod and all that crap, but not even a shred of that juicy stuff was sent my way. This is what remained of the bird as they didn't want to waste a single morsel.
With all this stock dad made a vat of soup the likes of which the world has never seen (sorry, had to sneak in a Trump jab), and they even have a couple of quarts in the freezer for future enjoyment. Good for them. No, really, I'm so happy they get to enjoy time and again that beautiful, golden brown, juicy, tender bird. Just one question, Mr. I'm-eating-all-healthy-like-never-before: Where'd all that glorious, salted, golden brown crispy skin go? Hmm?
Mom doesn't eat the skin, and I didn't see any amongst the leftovers or in the compost bucket. What's the matter, hmm? Cleo got your tongue?
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Woe is me... |