And so this is how it goes.
Dad:
a) slips
b) slides
c) slithers
d) sneaks
out of bed:
a) before God
b) at stupid o'clock
c) before the ass-crack of dawn
d) at I can't sleep so I might as well get up o'clock
every morning, where he'll:
a) shuffle
b) bolt
c) zombie wander
d) zoom
off to the:
a) bathroom
b) kitchen
c) ash pit
d) garage
to:
a) slurp
b) guzzle
c) daintily sip
d) gob slobber
his:
a) mug
b) barrel
c) vat
d) thimble
of caffeine, leaving:
a) Mutt and Jeff
b) Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner
c) Donald and Melania
d) Cleo and mom
to sprawl out, making full use of the bed's total square footage to their hearts' content. Notice who gets most of the space.
Mom and dad are on day 4 of their week of hiking since dad's got the week off. With the exception of Wednesday (groceries, laundry, errands, etc.), the mom-tinerary includes miles of trails in Pisgah National Forest, Dupont State Forest, Hickory Nut Gorge, Green River Game Lands and Table Rock up by Linville Gorge. So far since Saturday they've logged about 10 miles each day, including a few extra steps at the end of:
a) one
b) two
c) three
d) all
of those days up to the order window at Whistle Hop and Highland breweries.
19 comments:
Hahahaha!
As long as you get the biggest slice of the bed, Cleo...none of it matters!
Cleo, you do such a good job of keeping track of Dad's movements. He must
be a funny person to live with, keeps you cracking up at his antics. Not
that you have any, Cleo, like taking over the bed. The hiking sounds great,
it's been decades since I saw the Linville falls. Hope they get back from
the brewery in time to get out the cat feast.
The hu-mom was busy making A, B or C, etc. choices but then JUNE nastily swatted her hand away from the keyboard fearing she would make a mortal enemy of either "the Dad" or "Cleo" or even "sleepy Mom" if she dared to continue along that path ... and further comments on this blog would possibly be forever blocked.
Cleo has a large hunk of the bed so I'm assuming dad got up early to shuffle off to sip is coffee.
Have a purrfect day, Cleo. My best to your peeps. ♥
This is fun, my answers are D, C, A. A. B. A , D :) Wheever I get up at night, my Sammy sprawls on my side and bites me when I slide him over.
cleo, if dad wood start his at stupid o clox morn witha gallon oh hiz
fave o rite syrup.....just think oh how de rest oh de day wood bee !!
safe travelz and heerz two a grate few vacation dayz !! :) ♥♥
MOL! She's not entirely sure of the correct responses but the mom bean says the options sound...fun, maybe. Tell your beans to enjoy their hiking holiday!
Hee Hee Hee that is so perfect Cleo! We think all our Dads will fit in there and the one we know absolutely is the last where they stop on: ALL! Right!
Have Fun Hiking. Oh how I envy you
D D C B A A D Then D at the end.
Good to see you have plenty of room, Cleo.
Well, of course you should get the biggest slice of the bed, Cleo. As it should be...
That was fun and it works with all of the answers included too!
We love you fill in the blank quiz
Ha! That was awesome, no matter which answers we chose, Cleo. We are glad to see you get that big part of the bed. As it should be!
Wow, that's a lot of work to keep track of the comings and goings. I think you're being quite generous in allowing your Mom so much space on the bed.
MOL, Cleo, how can you even move? You need a king!
Cleo, all us girl cats own all the bed space. I take up 3/4ths of this one and she's so scared about rolling on me. As if~
Bravo standing ovation on this most informative and fun post of Dad's goings and comings. Tell Mom my hubby and I love Pigsah, Dupont Hickory Nut Gorge.
We have not been to the others.
I love that you girls get to stay in bed for your beauty sleep
Hugs Cecilia
Wowza!!! Your pawrents are regular mountain goats!!! MOL!!!!!!!
Cleo, the amount of bed real estate is the most impawtent!
Thanks so much for coming to my birthday pawty at Ann and June's Blog! We are so furry blessed to have such wonderful blogging furrends! We are expecting to be back to our regularly scheduled blogging unless the wind changes and the internet burns up again!
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