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| Canine Cuteness (I didn't write that!) |
Dad's just home from another brief mutt-sitting stint, and he's officially a butt munch in my book. Think you're funny, don't you, Mr. Big Head Muffin-Top Butt Wipe Dingle Ninny? Like it isn't bad enough that I have to share your attention!
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| This. Is. Not. Real. |
Sorry Smudgie Wudgie, it's part of my job. You know I have to take care of them now and then. I was just having a little fun.
(in mocking, whiny tone) Sorry, Smudgie Wudgie, it's part of my job- Spare me. That's it. No more Lunapic for you. You're on my poop list now, you mumble-minded wiggle-chinned dingweed.
Aww, lighten up. It's only a picture. Besides, you could say you improved it immensely, no?
I am so done. I want mom to take over. Mom! Mom?! MOM!!
15 comments:
That is really rubbing salt into the wound! I feel for you, Smudge.
Add insult to injury, furst he pup-sits, then he has the gall to do some weird kind of art work at yer expense! Protest Smudge, make signs and rally and chant at him! Hoomans have no sense of propriety. Did mom come to the rescue? Precious
By the way Smudge, we do like your new background, getting ready for 4th fireworks. Too soon too noisy. Lynn
Mom HAD to have come to your rescue. This is a horrible thing that happened to you. I hope your Dad is not going to be stingy about paying for your counseling!
Look on the bright side sweet Smudge, he didn't bring the doggie home with him!
Smudge, mum had already deleted the email. Sorry. It came from the NYT so here is a link to their book section.
https://www.nytimes.com/section/books/review
Mum says to your Dad, happy reading.
oh my cod smudgie, yoo cood haz gotten d-o-g drool on yoo!!!! not fa-knee!
Charlee: "Slander! Libel! This fakeness will probably be used against you the next time you run for public office."
Chaplin: "It can actually be okay to cuddle a dog, though, if it's the right dog. I used to cuddle Dennis all the time."
Java Bean: "Ayyy, let's cuddle then, Chaplin!"
Chaplin: "I said 'if it's the right dog' ..."
Smudge OMDs OMDs Dad is so busted...I say his punishment should be a week of your back of disrespect and maybe a hop or two on his bladder in the wee hours of the morning.
Hugs Cecilia
That's an amazing deep fake photo, Smudge, which even you must admit. :D And it just goes to show how much you're loved. So I agree that you need to lighten up. lol Best wishes to you and your folks!
I have to add that those insults are most creative. lol And I fit many of them, much to my chagrin, though not the big head. Heh...
this sooooooooo made me LOL!!!
That second picture made me gasp for a second there!
Oh, Smudge, some people just don't get it, do they?
Smudge, if you want to SUE him for neglect and outright betrayal, Our Firm of Cattorneys will be happy to repurresent you - pro bono!
smudge...eye gotta add mit yur fotoz awesum ....just sayin ~~ ♥♥ happee week a head two ewe all !!
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