Mom's always saying things like "I swear, you two are so alike!" about me and dad when it comes to food. I don't know what she's talking about. She throws out words like "addicts" and "piggies" and whatnot. Says that's all we think about. Says sometimes she thinks we love food more than her. Dad and I both know she's the most important thing in this house to us, each for our own reasons. She's just spouting gibberish if you ask me.
I'm ordinarily not allowed on tables or countertops here, but I guess mom was zoning on the laptop and dad was so wrapped up in his dinner that neither of them noticed me on the table.Mom swears that the only reason I ever want to sit with them, give them attention or show them lovin' is if there's food involved. Whatever.