Correction

     So okay, dad said I had to clarify something.  Now, I know I told you we moved to Wilmington, but we're technically in Leland, which is just across the Cape Fear River from Wilmington. It only takes us a few minutes (barring crazy assed traffic, of course) to get into downtown, as well as many other important things like shopping, parks, doctor's appointments and microbreweries.  As you'll see from my outstanding cartography skills Leland is right outside Wilmington, and we're still close enough to the Port City to say we're in Wilmington because I said so.  There, happy dad?
     You'll also note the really important geographical markers which make this area so favorable to mom and dad.  "You can keep your Carolina Beach," said dad with a snort.  "Wallow away all you want at Wrightsville Beach," he said, waving his hands and rolling his eyes. For a second I thought he was having a fit of some sort.  "Those are all too crowded and touristy for me," he whined. I told him he was getting kinda bitchy. "Kure Beach, meh," he continued, shrugging like the crusty old fart we know and love. I'd about had enough, so I pretended I had to poop, and went to hide in my litter box.

     As far as mom and dad are concerned Fort Fisher Beach is the best there is, and they can't wait til it warms up just a little more so they can stake their spot over there and soak up the sun, though if you ask me, the sand in the butts and books would be a little annoying...

Disclaimer: There may be some geographical inaccuracies in this map.  So what.