Well, I suppose I should change the description up there one of these days. I'm heading toward my second year with this stupid thing, and according to the title my age hasn't advanced since I started.
Since SOMEONE has a problem remembering things no one is absolutely sure of my age. He's tried to place finding me as a newborn with the job he had at that time, and that's how he came up with my age.
Sure, it'd be easier to just remove it, but I like to do things the difficult way. And because this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.
It's amazing how someone can be so snotty, yet so cuddly and as loveable as 'lil ole me.
On an unrelated note; they had to clean out my ears again last night. Now, I know I get a special treat right afterwards, but I'm questioning whether it's worth it. It makes me so damn uncomfortable, and it's kind of embarrassing that they get some chunks and gobs of shit out of my ears, but I suppose it's necessary. Whatever. I hear dad now and then saying that I won't stay mad at them for long since my brain is only the size of a walnut and the memory of the unpleasant experience won't last. Keep it up, big guy- you think my comment in that other post was a low blow? Don't forget, we've lived together for a long time. I know a lot about you....
8 comments:
Dad better be very careful as you probably know lots of his secrets! MOL! Happy Tuesday, Orbit. xoxox
Walnuts - rubbish! It's not size that matters, it's the sheer calculating power of the grey matter. And we know that your revenge will be soooo sweet,
dood...N rememburr...at sum point they gotta sleep...N cats R ever sew clever at nite :)
I think he needs to bribe you with treats, Orbit.
I don't like having my ears cleaned, either. But my old bro Eddie just *loved* it. He'd come running every time my mom said it was time.
Oh, and tell your dad we cats have better memories than elephants. And clearly better than some humans!
Walnut sized brain? Seems to me that if you remember that you get a treat if you let them mess with your ears, you're pretty smart! After all, I'm sure that doesnt happen every day!
Somebody needs to tell your human that the percentage of the brain THEY use is much smaller than the size of OUR brain, of which we use 100%. So technically and actually, we are quite a bit brighter than they are and have longer memories. Just sayin'. And also - you should get better and more treats if the ear cleaning is as uncomfortable as you say.
MOL!
Earwax is evil. Earmites are worse. We hope it is only the earwax.
And iffen it is the wax, yer hearing will be better when there is less of it. So be glad fer the ear-cleaning (annoyin as it is)! LC had a real problem with that.
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