Okay , so I was just wondering- am I the only one who has to deal with this crap? I've accepted that I'm the entertainment in our household, but I'm tired of being blamed for their gastrointestinal distress. Everyone farts, myself included, but why must I always get the blame?
Once in a while I'm not ashamed to admit to being the creator of the noise... and smell. I'm serious- I just continue walking in whatever direction it was I was heading. Maybe, just maybe I'll pause, look around as if thinking hey, what was THAT? Most times I just pretend I don't hear or smell anything.
Enough is enough, I say. The other day was the final straw. Get this now, you two; If it's loud, it's not the cat. Everyone knows that a cat's fart is simply a barely audible hiss of air. Well, usually. My point is, it isn't always ME!
You two want to blame each other and then laugh, fine, but leave me out of this childish game!
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REally! We more "mature" kittehz may have a little more gastrointestinal distress than the younger whippersnappers, but we kittehz are no scapegoats!
Well, in our house the kittens are doing it. They CERTAINLY don't make noise, though. They usually pass gas when they are being super cute and snuggly in the humans' laps.
You are right to be indignant, Orbit
MOL, poor kitty! Not nice of them!
Leo is almost proud of his posterior eminations even though they could clear a house, not just a room!
I agree, Orbit. Sometimes it's the cat, but more often than not it isn't. Why can't humans just own up to stuff like that?
Have the same problem here !
My dad ALWAYS blame on me when he farts :(
My mom tell him that if it was me farting so loud and long , I would have NO air left in me *mol*
Lovely Orbit!!! You tell em!! Yay!! take care
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