Friday, December 14, 2012

Warm Holiday Thoughts From Me

I wish not to offend anyone, especially at this  festive time of the year, but whoever the hell invented those oversized inflatable lawn ornaments you see everywhere should be forced to live with Honey Boo Boo and her family, along with every walking testosterone factory from every Bachelorette episode and those stupid insurance cavemen from that memorable, oh-so-long-lasting sitcom.
     All in one snow globe, shoulder to shoulder.  And no bathroom privileges
     And only each other for sustenance.  And if they get thirsty, let them catch the swirling snowflakes on their tongues.


Old Kitty said...

Bah humbug! LOL!! I have no idea who Honey boo boo is but what a name!! Take care

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...


Ivan from WMD said...

I completely agree, Orbit. Do you know that my mom and a friend drive around close to Catmas for the express purpose of making fun of decorations like that?

Just Ducky said...

HAHAHAHA, we agree with you, plus add in the people who just throw goodness knows what out in the yard. No theme, etc, just junk.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

this post haza nothin ta due with yur post trooly but heer this iz:

A veree merree Christmas, ta all R pals far N wide

“Time for me ta takez a brake” de Eazter bunnee cried

hope de dood in red, brings ya everything ya wish

hope ya don’t wakez up, ta stoooopid burd in yur dish

over heer in trout towne, we shirlee will be jammin

noe chowin down on turkee, wee bee feastin on salmon

salmon salmon… feastin on salmon

sing long everee one… wee bee feastin on salmon

make sure ya eat sum pie, cookieez… Christmas cake

stay way frum BURD, for de love oh God’s sake

coz memburr it don’t matter, bee ewe boy ore gurl

if ya eat de burd, yur shirlee gonna hurl

pork chops N steaks, even sum burger N friez

bee WAY better N burd, we canna tell noe lies

salmon salmon… feastin on salmon

sing long everee one…wee bee feastin on salmon

sew a trooly merree Christmas, happee mew yeer two

we wish ya health N happiness, de yeer long thru

heerz ta treetz n toys, fore get de brush N comb

ta all R shelter pals, hope ya get yur for ever home

thanx for bein R pals, we bee trooly blessed

we luvz ewe one N all, R pals be de BEST

salmon salmon… feastin on salmon

sing long everee one… wee bee feastin on salmon

luvz frum boomer, dai$y, tuna N sauce & gram paw dude two

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

MOL! We are lucky; there isnt an inflatable lawn thing annywhere in sight of our windows...