I wish not to offend anyone, especially at this festive time of the year, but whoever the hell invented those oversized inflatable lawn ornaments you see everywhere should be forced to live with Honey Boo Boo and her family, along with every walking testosterone factory from every Bachelorette episode and those stupid insurance cavemen from that memorable, oh-so-long-lasting sitcom.
All in one snow globe, shoulder to shoulder. And no bathroom privileges.
And only each other for sustenance. And if they get thirsty, let them catch the swirling snowflakes on their tongues.
6 comments:
Bah humbug! LOL!! I have no idea who Honey boo boo is but what a name!! Take care
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I completely agree, Orbit. Do you know that my mom and a friend drive around close to Catmas for the express purpose of making fun of decorations like that?
HAHAHAHA, we agree with you, plus add in the people who just throw goodness knows what out in the yard. No theme, etc, just junk.
this post haza nothin ta due with yur post trooly but heer this iz:
A veree merree Christmas, ta all R pals far N wide
“Time for me ta takez a brake” de Eazter bunnee cried
hope de dood in red, brings ya everything ya wish
hope ya don’t wakez up, ta stoooopid burd in yur dish
over heer in trout towne, we shirlee will be jammin
noe chowin down on turkee, wee bee feastin on salmon
salmon salmon… feastin on salmon
sing long everee one… wee bee feastin on salmon
make sure ya eat sum pie, cookieez… Christmas cake
stay way frum BURD, for de love oh God’s sake
coz memburr it don’t matter, bee ewe boy ore gurl
if ya eat de burd, yur shirlee gonna hurl
pork chops N steaks, even sum burger N friez
bee WAY better N burd, we canna tell noe lies
salmon salmon… feastin on salmon
sing long everee one…wee bee feastin on salmon
sew a trooly merree Christmas, happee mew yeer two
we wish ya health N happiness, de yeer long thru
heerz ta treetz n toys, fore get de brush N comb
ta all R shelter pals, hope ya get yur for ever home
thanx for bein R pals, we bee trooly blessed
we luvz ewe one N all, R pals be de BEST
salmon salmon… feastin on salmon
sing long everee one… wee bee feastin on salmon
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MOL! We are lucky; there isnt an inflatable lawn thing annywhere in sight of our windows...
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