Monday, November 25, 2024

Pay No Attention to the Crusty Old Cat Behind the Curtain

Firstly, I did not write the title of this post. Secondly, "crusty"? "old"? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. 

Anyhoo, so I know we've posted photos of me looking out the sliders before, but dad felt the need to share some more.

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The only difference this time is that there was no little bunny outside
 
for me to chitter at and drool over, and the drapes are new. Mom and dad got some heavier ones in preparation for winterizing this place, which is cool since it gives me more space to hide.
Closer

Often, mom and dad will be like, "Where's the kitty?" or "Smudge? Here Smudgy Smudge", like I disappeared or something.
Closest

I'll sit as still as I can behind the drapes, laughing my furry butt off, knowing I'm fooling them. Until they see the suspicious bulge in the drapes.


Wait, where was I? Let's see- pot, kettle, drapes, oh yeah, so dad's got another mutt-sitting stint next week. He'll be taking care of Goober McDinglehound, seen here sorting through his emotions the day after the election.


Yeah, it's Thanksgiving week, but duty calls. Dad and mom plan to spend at least part of Thanksgiving Day together. I've overheard talk of a big "healthy" breakfast including eggs, potatoes, bagels, veggie sausage, and mimosas. I don't think there's burd of any sort on the menu this year😿. They'll also be watching It's a Wonderful Life, their annual Thanksgiving tradition. So, umm, Happy Thanksgiving.

18 comments:

Lynn and Precious said...

Sweet Smudge, precious and I see nothing old or crusty about you. You look as clean as a whistle or as clean as a kitty should be anyway. Those look to be great curtains to hide behind. I know somebody in my house would be behind them all the time. Looking out into the daylight or into the dark. It sounds like Thanksgiving at your house might be a little interesting. Keep an eye on the old folks and make sure they celebrate well.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Old and crusty? Whatever is he talking about! The new drapes look nice, but you could get your own back for his rudeness. Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

Katie Isabella said...

Smudge, I have to admit the title brought me straight here as the first furriend to come and see.

Gidget Blue Sky said...

smudgie, no turkey here either. those photos ov yoo smudgie are spectackuler!!!! i begged a sniff ov dee mumz food lass nite and it wuz ARTICOKE HEART BRUSCHETTA!!!YUCK!!! slim pickenz here! make sure your dad izza dog drool free before yoo let himz back into dee houze!!!

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

We wish you weren't so far away ands we could send you some turkey, Smudge (although you'd have to wait until Christmas). We love the photos, most especially the first one!

Purrs,
The Chans

Brian's Home Blog said...

You are so cute sweet Smudge and that's a great lookout spot! Happy Thanksgiving from all of us!

Sandee said...

You're a most good looking kitty, Smudge. I'd love to love on you.

Have a purrfect day and week. ♥

Eastside Cats said...

Smudge, sorry to read that you'll be turkey-less, but maybe the Turkey Fairy will drop some off as they fly overhead!

pilch92 said...

I would love to send you some turkey. I have a 20 pound turkey for 3 people. I don't even like it and my mom won't be able to handle much so my hubby and our kitties are going to score. XO

The Oceanside Animals said...

Chaplin: "I don't see any crust on you anywhere, Smudge! I'm not sure that word means what they think it means."
Charlee: "We would send turkey if we could but we never have a turkey here. Dada doesn't like it and they never cook Thanksgiving dinner here anyway."
Lulu: "I heard they are going around the corner for Thanksgiving this year. Maybe they will bring home leftovers. Not that they will give us any ..."

Katie Isabella said...

Smudge...Mom and I loved all of the pictures and the first and fourth are our favorites. That familiar widening at the bottom of the drapes...Mom said she know that well!

meowmeowmans said...

We don't see anykitty that's "old and crusty" in these photos, Smudge. We hope you get some turkey somehow, even if Mom and Dad aren't having any. Maybe you can call Door Dash. Please tell Goober McDinglehound we feel his pain, too. Happy Thanksgiving! XO

da tabbies o trout towne said...

smudge…bye all thatz cod…we haz been friendz for like a bazillion, but eye can knot on good trout send ewe a bass terd turkee burd, now ore any time soon…ore ever ‼️‼️ safe travelz two yur mom and dad, eye like ta chillax bee hind de drapez two πŸ˜ΊπŸ˜ΊπŸ§‘πŸ€ŽπŸ’›πŸ•πŸ•

My Mind's Eye said...

Smudge for a crusty mature lady cat you are gorgeous and funny and make me smile.
Happy Thanksgiving to you Mistress of the Manor and your faithful staff
Cecilia and Bryan

Mickey's Musings said...

Smudge, you are anything but crusty! I think your folks call you that because they are old and crusty ;) I kinda think mum resembles that discription too ;) Mum likes veggies too, but does give me tasty bits once in a while when she buys a cat can ;)
Purrs Winnie

Kitties Blue said...

We do hope that whatever was served for Thanksgiving dinner you got your share. It looks as if you do a pretty good job of hiding behind those curtains. Around here, it seems as if whoever is trying to hide leaves their tail fully exposed. XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta & Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh

Darla M Sands said...

Goober McDinglehound cracks me up. Be well!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Ahhhh!! Dad cheated on you with the woofie!!! I think Dad has been taking exceptional photos of you lately!