|One of my favorite treats!|
I'm sure y'all have seen them old Letterman "Stupid Pet Tricks" bits, but check this out- I've gotten mom and dad to perform like trained monkeys, and they don't even realize it.
Notice how I've got dad begging me to "Be nice."? That's because I've had to put the bitey on his fingers a few times early on in his training. If they only had an inkling that they're trained to do this trick for my enjoyment entirely they'd be all, like, "What are we, circus animals?!" Oh, if they only knew. Whenever I want a treat all I have to do is sit up on my hind quarters, and along they come, practically pouring these tasty morsels into my mouth. How's that for ruling the roost?