I mean, what are you trying to say, hmm? I get the jokes about my heft and girth. I ignore all the well-meant-though-offensive-nonetheless nicknames. I'm trying to get used to my special diet. But really?
"Ha ha ha," he chortles. "Let's put a ruler on the sleeping kitty," he says. "Aren't I the funny one," he says to himself. "Let's make fun of her size," he says under mom's stern glare.
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You look totally purrfect to us!
Ohhhh demerits are in order, might I recomment revenge in the middle of the night say an precise jump on the bladder.
Do you know what THEY say to me some time? That my belly swishes from left to right when I walk to and fro.
That 4 letter D word is no fun
Hugs madi your bfff
Cleo, that one cruel, mean old daddy! May I suggest some payback is in order? Jump on his sleeping chest, with all of your dainty weight! Or, grab the camera and snap a photo of the numbers on the weight scale when he's on it the next time. That'll learn him a thing or two...
cleo...all we see iz gorgeouz anda few sofa cuzhionz......speekin of sofaz ...shove that stix under ther N see if dadz a laffin next time him haza ree model project ....yea....
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Ha! I dare your human to pull out a tape measure... on himself!
We think your human needs to find something else to focus on. You look purrfect to us!
That is mean. I think you are perfect.
Oh that is so mean LOL!
What can you do, Cleo? You know we have to put up with the antics of humans sometimes. Just remember how easily amused they are and ignore the insults.
Hahahaha... Our Tilly has always had weight issues. Struggling to keep one hyper-thyroid suffering cat's weight healthy, I didn't realize she was getting so fat under her wooly coat. Oops. Now, ironically, she's got hyper-thyroidism. ~sigh~ On that note, I need to administer her morning pill! Thanks for the inadvertent reminder. Be well!
How rude! You look perfect to me.
I know about the measuring stick. TBT puts it on me sometimes when I complain I haven't been fed enough. Like a stick measures "hungry"? ~ IZA
That's rude ! You look purrfect to us ! Purrs
They just have no manners sometimes, do they ??
Your dad and my dad would get along really well. He's never measured me, but he has held a tape measure across my former brother Eddie Bear. He also likes putting toys on us. Take no offense, it's just what boys do.
Cleo no matter a silly ruler your fur is shiny and nice and all your color is beautiful. Lets see him next to you au-naturel MOL
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