Covered Cat

    So the other night we're all watching t.v. and I'd had enough of dad's lap.  I hopped down and picked a good spot on the floor  in front of mom and dad, and it wasn't long before I was dozing off.  Well, apparently mom thought it would be funny to toss the thing from the back of the chair (I don't know what the hell it's called) onto me.  They do this occasionally, with tissues, napkins- whatever they

 have at that given time that won't hurt me.  Apparently they think I'm here purely for their entertainment.  Anyway, she

 

 tossed that thing at me, and it kind of floated down and covered me like a blanket.  I thought she was being kind and sweet and loving, 

wanting me to be covered up nice and warm, so that's what I made them think, and I just laid there under that thing, all nice and warm and  cozy.  I put on a good show for them, relishing the oohs and ahhs and all sorts of "cute kitty" comments.