I hate to be a snitch (no I don't), but there was no working out yesterday by anyone, unless you consider addressing Christmas envelopes and packaging gifts exercise. Oh, and dad returned a redbox movie. And heated up some of Saturday's leftovers. And signed some cards. Okay, I guess they kind of worked out.
On a different front, the battle of the rocker continues. No matter where I'm sleeping, as soon as I see, or even hear mom getting up from her chair I lunge for it. It's especially comfortable when mom's butt has warmed it for me. Yesterday dad laughed heartily when I hopped out of his lap and aimed for the rocker, only to find mom racing me back to it. I stood my ground, sandwiched between the arm of the chair and mom's thigh, refusing to acknowledge defeat.
Sometimes I find their laughter offensive, but most times I tell myself that they're just two crazy humans that refuse to cater to my every whim and give in to the realization that I am in full control here.
Sorry, mom and dad, but you know I'm right. Oh shit, dad just put his book down and is heading this way. Bye.
8 comments:
Stand your ground, Orbit. Humans can't hold their bladders as well as we can. MOL.
Hahameow! We know this race well. Mom's ample asterik can warm a whole chair!
Aww beautiful Orbit!! You so RULE! Hope your humans get with this particular programme already! LOL! Take care
x
Orbit...be careful! I got sat on once. By Mommy! The last thing I remember was these giant twin globes descending...
xx Grayce
Maxwell: HIGHPAW - I always grabs Momma's chair as soon as she vacates it. What? I thot seat-warming was part of a Human's Duties. It's not?
What? We can't believe they don't just let you have the rocker all the time, it's yours anyway. In fact, we think a nice, heated kitty blanket on it would be most appropriate.
Can't you share? I love sitting in my Mommeh's squishy lap. It's like a built in heated cushion!
Us kitties are always right, Orbit. The humans just refuse to admit it!
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