Friday, October 7, 2011

Oh, Lets Take Kitty For A Walk, They Said...

Once upon a time there was a cat named orbit who had a mom and dad that thought it would be cool to buy a leash and collar for leisurely strolls outside. After cornering poor kitty (he knew something was up as soon as he  caught a glimpse of the bondage gear) and strapping on the paraphernalia (on him, not themselves) they went outside and cooed like proud parents as orbit wandered a bit through some weeds, sniffing everything he encountered.  Once they tugged the leash to get him to walk out on the pavement this is what he did.  And he stayed there.  That's what he thinks about being restrained!  So there.  Ha ha to you, mom and dad.  You might as well return that shit for a refund. 

12 comments:

Father Tom said...

Bondage gear, hahahaha! A very funny post.

Thanks for coming by my blog and saying hello. It was nice meeting you. I don't do leashes, although Cod knows the humans have tried.

See ya 'round!

Tom
xoxo

Fuzzy Tales said...

LOL! The trick is to take it slowly. Put the harness on you in the house and leave it on till you're used to it. Then attach the leash and let it drag behind you until you're used to it. Then take you outside with it.

Just takes time and patience!

Good luck! :-)

Shirley Wells said...

Thanks for the laugh. That's so funny. :)

Have a great weekend!

Random Felines said...

Yep - attach harness, watch cat fall over and not get up. Works every time....

carolina mts said...

Nice to meet ya! The waterfall on Mom's blog in Elk Park is 2 hours from Asheville - worth the drive.

Our Chica is 20 and she writes on out other blog Cats of Wildcat Woods.

Daisy said...

I like going out on my harness and leash but I don't really go for a "walk" - I just wander around while my Mommeh holds onto the leash!

Whisppy said...

Oh this will show Mummy! She's been looking around for a harness to bring us out for "walks".

Love, Cosmo and Ling

Oui Oui said...

The Girl bought one of those for me too. Cod how I hate it! She looks REALLY stupid dragging me around. Thankfully she out grew that phase quickly.

Kjelle Bus said...

*MOL*
Bondage gear :)
That makes my mom think about a friend that was about to buy a motorcycle and said that he wanted a strap-on on it instead of snap-on backrest :)

Prancer Pie said...

Please tell me you made them carry you back to the house!! (rollin on floor laffin my asterik off!)

amanda said...

what a funny post! hope you enjoy your walks. Rio from Barcelona

The Lee County Clowder said...

Orbit, you were more cooperative than most kitties. Usually, when the beans strap the harness on the kittie, the kittie drops in his tracks and stays there.

Maybe a stroller would be more your style. You just sit there, and they have to do all the work.