Wednesday, October 19, 2011
THIS JUST IN- orbit has pooped on the floor. Sources quote his mom as saying she was very, very angry with orbit, and when his dad came home for lunch orbit wasn't allowed to come out from under the bed where he was hiding in embarrassment. He tried, but was immediately scolded, which sent him scurrying back into hiding. Though his dad was reportedly sad and wanted to comfort his spoiled little baby, his mom was adamant that he remain under detention and she made it very, very clear that dad was in no way to pamper or coddle orbit. It wasn't clear at press time whether or not orbit's mom had forgiven him.