Sunday, August 18, 2024

Rhyme Time with ol' Bonehead Dad

 Oh dear, here he goes again. Bear with me, folks- I have to live with him, so this should be painless for you.

An Assemblage of Legs

a very brief poem by dad

An assemblage of chair legs, 

and some table ones, too,

I'll give you one guess

who those others belong to.


Thank you very much. Please hold the applause.


Aww, come on, Smudge. I thought it was pretty good for being cooked up so quick.


Ooooh, I know- maybe I'll take a stab at a sonnet next.


Ahhh, feel the love...


20 comments:

Lynn and Precious said...

Smudge, you have to give us credit, we crazy humans come up with a goofiest poems, stories, photos, you name it. But in the end we love all of our kitties so much. And underneath at all table legs, chair legs, Kitty legs, we know you love your dad.

Zoolatry said...

Ha, ha ... bravo da DaDa. C'mon Smudge, give 'em a little bit of a break (mine Mommy writes silly/stoopid poems all the time). BTW: saw an inspirational quote the other day, it said: Stupid Should Hurt. I'm adopting that!!!

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

HaHa! That did make us laugh, Smudge! We think you Dad should seriously considering limericks.

Purrs,
The Chans

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

LOL, that was fun and I agree your dad tries limericks. Maybe not sonnets, that could be pushing it!

The J-Cats said...

Smudge, purrhaps your Dad could try composing an Ode to YOU. Odes are furry long and should keep him occupied for quite a while...

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Ahh, not everyone can be blessed like the Bard. Still, there were some lovely images of your smile. I bet the furniture was impressed . . . ;)
ERin

Gidget Blue Sky said...

oh smudgie, look at your cute liddle legz!!!! iz a good fing they haz yoo keeping an eye owt!!!

Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty said...

Nice poem and pics!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Dad fun can be very special sweet Smudge!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

smudge...yur dadz a poet, ewe just dont noe it :)
sew....did he FINAL LEE ..go a way :) !!!!! ♥

My Mind's Eye said...

Smudge as much as I want to side with the resident Queen Smudge, I applaud Dad!! Well done. I am sure it was your legs that were his inspiration. Now that being said I purely giggled out loud at your comment bubbles so very appropriate.
Dad guess what I survived getting a new Dell desktop...our Lenovo was 8 years old...it has windows 10. It was time.
Thankful x 100 for Geek Squad master...he made it seamless.
I'm still getting accustom to some things...keeps the gray matter active. Bryan will set up the Lenovo in his train room to watch train videos. It is helpful to look at things when he is working on a project. Oh and the new Dell has a 27" curved monitor we love that.
Hugs Cecilia

Eastside Cats said...

Terrific poem, and Smudge can just lump it.

pilch92 said...

That was cute. And your little legs are the best of all. XO

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "No craftsman could ever make table or chair legs so fine!"

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

You guys are so cute! You have great gams, Smudge!

The Island Cats said...

Smudge, I can relate. The Lady likes to sing to me. And she ain't no Celine Dion. Not even close. ~Murphy

Furries said...

You have nice legs! Amuse the dad, he can be useful.

messymimi said...

Heeheehe! Very fun and funny, you should join us for Poetry Monday. We'd enjoy it if you did.

Darla M Sands said...

~giggle~

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Smudge we gotta give them their props, they try.......it doesn't look like it, but they do. Love, Roary