I just realized I worded something poorly in my last post, and I need to set the record straight (especially before mom reads it!):
Where I mentioned using the pillows on the bed I said, in parentheses "the real ones, in this case. Not mom's". This was not meant to imply that mom's pillows aren't real. I was talking about the actual bed pillows, not mom's, umm..., bosom, which I'd referred to as pillows in a previous post. Sorry mom, if you read that last post. Oh, and don't be mad at dad.