Saturday, November 1, 2014

Whatever

Okay, so I'm a black cat.  And it's Halloween.  So what.  It means nothing to me, never really has.  I'm tired, I'm old, it's getting cold (yeah, yeah- I stay inside.  Let me gripe already!) and I don't have the Halloween spirit this year.
     We never get trick-or-treaters around these parts, so we just left the outside light off and mom and I sat and watched dad nodding off while we were watching a movie.  Cheap entertainment, I guess.  
     I'm on their sh*t list right now.  I kind of had an accident on the floor last night, so I'm lying low.  No cutesy pictures, no witty or clever wordiness.  
     It's storming heavily right now.  Sounds like maybe some hail, too.  
     Mom wants dad to do some painting around here today.  Gonna be a cold, gray miserable day.   Good day to paint, I guess.  I'm off y'all.

8 comments:

Summer said...

If you had an accident, I'm sure it's because you weren't feeling your best. And you're old (hey, you said it first!), so I think your humans should give you a pass, Orbit.

Marg said...

Hi Orbit, some of us know how you feel. Being old should give you all kinds of excuses for having an accident. You probably couldn't help it. You all have a wonderful week end.

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

brandi had lots of accidents when she got old. But we have tile floors, so they were easy for Mommy to clean up.

Georgia and Julie said...

We agree with the others.
Hey, it happens.
As long as you are feeling well, it's all good.
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Eastside Cats said...

Yeah, Orbit, your humans should consider themselves lucky that you didn't 'accident' on the couch or the bed! Chin up, big guy!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Good to hear from you, Orbit!
Don't worry bout those accidents. That's what we have humans for - cleanup!
MOL!


>>Smooches<<

William said...

Accident? They should think about the inevitable Depends for themselves, Orbit!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...if ewe haz made it ta 21 N thiz bee yur furst accident de hoomanz shuld be givin ewe a reward...couple hundred cases oh toona shuld due de trik !!!

happee bee lated howl o ween buddy ♥