Saturday, November 8, 2014

Warning- Graphic Nudity

Just wanted to give you fair warning.  This is this week's TMI post.  Dad occasionally sleeps in his underwear, and one night last week it must've been a little warmer than it has been.  He shuffled out of the bedroom in his unmentionables, and, after pouring his first cup of life headed straight for the shower.
     This is all fine and normal, but when he got out of the shower he realized he hadn't brought any clothes out with him and, not wanting to risk waking mom, spent the morning in his birthday suit.
     Needless to say this was one morning I didn't want to spend on his lap, so I hid under the futon and fell asleep while he sat in the rocker and read, did some writing, and carried on with his morning routine as if it was normal.
     I'm so sorry if this mental image ruins your day.  It was like watching an episode of "Hotel Hell", seeing Chef Ramsay getting undressed and stepping into the shower the way he seems to like to do in almost every episode.  
     Though I'm all for prancing around in the buff (a way of life for us felines) who wants to see that, right?


14 comments:

Georgia and Julie said...

We agree Orbit.
Smart of you to take refuge under the futon. Hope your dreams were enough to remove those images ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Marg said...

Too funny. Can't believe he was prancing around in his birthday suit.Good job hiding under the futon. Take care.

Summer said...

Humans need more fur! Then maybe scenes like this would not be so disturbing!

Katnip Lounge said...

wellll...his legs ARE almost as furry as yours!

Katnip Lounge said...

wellll...his legs ARE almost as furry as yours!

Brian said...

MOL! A selfie might not be too good of an idea!

Meowers from Missouri said...

Bwahahaha! our peeps go bare, too, but we are spared for a few months until it gets warmified again. although the pellet stove can make it mighty warm sometimes ...

Good to meet you--you sound like our kinda mancat! Thanks for visitin' our bloggie!

William said...

Well, while no cat should have to witness such a horror, I think maybe you missed an opportunity to stretch your claws a bit...

Eastside Cats said...

Oh Orbit, aren't humans funny sometimes?!?

Michelle said...

LOL !!!!!!!

da tabbies o trout towne said...
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da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...we can ree late...

nothin on de planit, N we meen nothin...iz az bad az see in de food serviss gurl heer in trout towne.. butt azz naked...

frank lee we wood rather look at ..burdz...yes, ewe hurd rite, we said it, we wood look at bass terd burdz

bee fore lookin at de food serviss gurl heer in trout towne... butt azz naked...


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Katie Isabella said...

I'll tell ya. They don't have NO respect for us furs, do they? Prancing around like that AND making sure we won't choose to get in their laps. Is it a conspiracy?

Timmy Tomcat said...

Oh My Cod what a sight! I am used to the Dad so... It must be a hooman thing. Thank Bast for fur!
Purrs
Timmy