This is my happy-go-lucky face. Note the subtle smile. This is from before the little one came.
This is my indifference face. See the change? This is from when they first brought the little shit in.
This is my wait-a-minute-what-the-hell's-going-on-here face. Quite a change in expression, wouldn't you say?
This is my... hey, wait a minute- I just realized how good looking I am for an old guy.
Anyway, what was I talking about?