Yes, this temporary color change is my attempt at showing my Patriotism.
No, dad didn't build my perch.
Yes, he has an excuse.
No, it's not just because he's lazy (not this time, anyway. He was busy all weekend with air conditioners that decided they didn't want to work properly).
Yes, he says he'll do it just as soon as he can.
No, I don't believe him.
Yes, I'm done now.