Okay, so here's an interesting one. I'll keep it brief because it's not about me. The other day at work dad was just moving some boxes, getting ready to do some real work (so he says), when he noticed this growth that appeared out of nowhere protruding from his right
elbow. After a brief freaking out and a flurry of phone calls and a drawn-out snooze session at the local urgent care it turned out to be bursitis, whatever the hell that is. I heard him say it looks like he has a testicle growing out of his elbow. 'course I
wouldn't know anything about that since some-
one had mine removed many, many years ago!
Anyway, he's supposed to keep it iced and elevated, and not use it too much (great- an excuse for him to not get anything done). This is the weekend he's supposed to be building me my window perch, so we'll see how that goes. Later at night on the day this thing appeared it came back, sprouting out of nowhere, so mom brought him to the emergency room, which gave them a glimpse of humanity at its... most peculiar. Let's just say that a city emergency room late at night is a great place for some interesting character studies for future stories.