Friday, July 13, 2018

Warning- Rated R for Intense Action Sequences


 As you can see by dad having to hold the old gal down, Cleo's having an overactive day here.
     What you're looking at is a series from the 2018 Tortielympics and Cleo placed first in every event.
     
      Note her incredible ability to bend and twist, and the way she maneuvers through each challenging part of the course.
      Here, taking part in the Extreme Yawning event and easily overtaking all competitors, Cleo shows her uber-agility, clearly eying the gold.

     Once again, due to the intense level of energy, dad is called in to harness this indefatigable ball of endurance in place, not wanting her to exhaust her unsparing well of physical resources.


Note from Cleo:  Dad's just being an A-hole.  He's just cranky and has to take it out on someone.  He woke up at 3:15 this morning, had to pee, and couldn't go back to sleep because his head was swirling with everything he's got going on at work.  He and mom are on vacation this coming week and dad, the king of procrastination, hates loose ends.
     

17 comments:

Brian said...

I sure hope you get some rest soon Cleo, all that activity sure takes it out of you!

William’s Kith & Kin said...

What you have to put up with, Cleo! And what about your vacation from that?

Madi and Mom said...

Cleo I have one word...demerits...and will gladly share some ideas.
MOLMOL
Hugs madi your bfff

Eastside Cats said...

I have to agree with Madi's comment, Cleo! Some hairball yakking in shoes, or tipping over coffee mugs is definitely in order for this!

Summer said...

MOL, Cleo! What can we do with these humans?!

The Island Cats said...

Try to contain your excitement, Cleo. ;)

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

This post cracked me up!!! Mudpie wants to sign up for these Tortielympics ;)

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You are beautiful. I hope your folks have a nice vacation and you get lots of attention.

Catio Tales said...

He needs to get his priorities sorted, and they are not a gold medal in worrying. Humans, eh ?

Tamago said...

Cleo, you are a great athlete! Your Extreme Yawning made me yawn :-)
There are times when work occupies my head, too. I hope your pawtents will have great vacation!

Katie Isabella said...

My gosh, Cleo...what a whirlwind of activity you are. I have a similar nature and occasionally I too m held down by mom. It's tuff being so responsible ---but we have to.

greg-in-washington said...

You move so fast Cleo we can hardly see the motion! I think you need to go on the vacation also!

Marg said...

Cleo, you are one active lady. Love all your fancy moves. Hope you get some rest soon. Have a great evening.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

cleo; not only are you gorgeous but your tortielympics are FABulous....and I dare say if mom and dad are going on vacation
this is a prime time to throw the tortielympics party of the year !
hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥☺☺

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Well, old dads DO have to pee every hour or so. That's why they are hard ta sleep on. But we do our best...

Darla M Sands said...

Too funny. Thank you for the chuckle. And be well!

The Whiskeratti said...

Tortietude is NO joke, people.