With all the technology available at one's fingertips nowadays I figured he'd have been able to come up with something a little more ingenious than painting a freakin' Santa hat on me.
Yay go dad. I should point out the subtle nod to the old guy who came before me (note dad's special Orbit coffee mug on the counter right over my head. Yup, he still uses it).
Anyway, here's wishing a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all y'all!
Oh, and by the way, dad, for all you have to say about my girth, width, heft, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah, I'd like to point out to our readers the half-deflated tire around your middle, the loose bit of extra whatever hanging from your neck, and the ever increasing flecks of gray in your chin stubble. Burn!