Dad, you're an idiot.
What is this picture doing on here?
It's called variety.
Is that a fabulous Tortie?
Does it have to be?
Does it meow?
I can give anything a voice, as you know. Does it provide you with excitement, love and entertainment?
Come on, look who you're asking, as mom would say. You know mom says I live for food.
Does it beg for a good back- or belly-stroking, then walk away, rubbing on every possible surface it encounters?
Okay, you got me there. I just wanted to share one of mom's wonderful kitchen projects. Do you mind? Mom's pickles are the most awesome! I mean, does it always have to be about YOU?
Yes. As a matter of fact, it does.