Okay , so I was just wondering- am I the only one who has to deal with this crap? I've accepted that I'm the entertainment in our household, but I'm tired of being blamed for their gastrointestinal distress. Everyone farts, myself included, but why must I always get the blame?
Once in a while I'm not ashamed to admit to being the creator of the noise... and smell. I'm serious- I just continue walking in whatever direction it was I was heading. Maybe, just maybe I'll pause, look around as if thinking hey, what was THAT? Most times I just pretend I don't hear or smell anything.
Enough is enough, I say. The other day was the final straw. Get this now, you two; If it's loud, it's not the cat. Everyone knows that a cat's fart is simply a barely audible hiss of air. Well, usually. My point is, it isn't always ME!
You two want to blame each other and then laugh, fine, but leave me out of this childish game!