Eventually the big dope came out for his caffeine infusion and joined the festivities. You see, I'm not on very good terms with him at the moment- he really pissed me off the other morning. I was doing my thing, walking around, talking as loud as I damn well please, not knowing what I wanted, and it apparently annoyed him, so he yelled at me and took a swipe just a little too close to my ear with the damn book he was reading.
I scurried off to hide under the coffee table, and our relationship is still a little strained. Dad's right, what I hear him saying often- people can suck! (Only this time it applies to you, big guy)