I wish not to offend anyone, especially at this festive time of the year, but whoever the hell invented those oversized inflatable lawn ornaments you see everywhere should be forced to live with Honey Boo Boo and her family, along with every walking testosterone factory from every Bachelorette episode and those stupid insurance cavemen from that memorable, oh-so-long-lasting sitcom.
All in one snow globe, shoulder to shoulder. And no bathroom privileges.
And only each other for sustenance. And if they get thirsty, let them catch the swirling snowflakes on their tongues.