Monday, December 5, 2011

What Exercise?

     I hate to be a snitch (no I don't), but there was no working out yesterday by anyone, unless you consider addressing Christmas envelopes and packaging gifts exercise.  Oh, and dad returned a redbox movie.  And heated up some of Saturday's leftovers.  And signed some cards.  Okay, I guess they kind of worked out.
     On a different front, the battle of the rocker continues.  No matter where I'm sleeping, as soon as I see, or even hear mom getting up from her chair I lunge for it.  It's especially comfortable when mom's butt has warmed it for me.  Yesterday dad laughed heartily when I hopped out of his lap and aimed for the rocker, only to find mom racing me back to it.  I stood my ground, sandwiched between the arm of the chair and mom's thigh, refusing to acknowledge defeat.
     Sometimes I find their laughter offensive, but most times I tell myself that they're just two crazy humans that refuse to cater to my every whim and give in to the realization that I am in full control here.
     Sorry, mom and dad, but you know I'm right.  Oh shit, dad just put his book down and is heading this way.  Bye.

     


8 comments:

Whisppy said...

Stand your ground, Orbit. Humans can't hold their bladders as well as we can. MOL.

Prancer Pie said...

Hahameow! We know this race well. Mom's ample asterik can warm a whole chair!

Old Kitty said...

Aww beautiful Orbit!! You so RULE! Hope your humans get with this particular programme already! LOL! Take care
x

Katnip Lounge said...

Orbit...be careful! I got sat on once. By Mommy! The last thing I remember was these giant twin globes descending...
xx Grayce

Ryker The Tonkinese said...

Maxwell: HIGHPAW - I always grabs Momma's chair as soon as she vacates it. What? I thot seat-warming was part of a Human's Duties. It's not?

Fuzzy Tales said...

What? We can't believe they don't just let you have the rocker all the time, it's yours anyway. In fact, we think a nice, heated kitty blanket on it would be most appropriate.

Daisy said...

Can't you share? I love sitting in my Mommeh's squishy lap. It's like a built in heated cushion!

Kat and the Furrsonality gang said...

Us kitties are always right, Orbit. The humans just refuse to admit it!