Way back when it was cold (you remember that, don't you?), mom and dad kept a sleeping bag on top of the bedding for extra warmth. Dad says that if mom had her way it would be there year round. Mom says to tell dad to shut up. Says she can't help it if she's always cold.
Dad chuckles when he comes home on these 90-plus degree days and mom's got her sweatshirt on. Mom says dad can go around naked for all she cares if he's so damn hot. Dad says he can't help it if he's so hot, then laughs. Mom says "that's not what I meant, you idiot."
Dad, thoroughly owned, says enough with this mom says/dad says stuff. The big dingleberry co-blogger calls these another study in light and shadow. I call them just plain damn sexy, no?