Thursday, February 8, 2018

Mom'll Smack Dad for Posting This One

You know, much as dad pretty much retains the title of chief ass hat, mom can occasionally (though not too often) be a bit of one.  There we were, sitting all together one night enjoying a healthy snack (them, not me) and relaxing a bit and mom decided she'd entertain dad (or herself, perhaps) by dressing me up with her orange peels. Who does that?  Why, oh why do I have to endure such humiliation? 
What the Hell?!
You know those (very frequent) times I wake them up at all hours with my incessant pigeon cooing I'm so good at?  Well, you know what they say about payback...

19 comments:

Summer said...

Oh yeah, that definitely deserves payback.

Eastside Cats said...

Hoo, boy...some humans are gonna PAY!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

cleo.....ewe D betcha..... !!!

{ iz it oh kay if we say ya look gorgeouz in orange
it setz off yur awesum coat ~~~~~~ :) ☺☺♥♥

Brian said...

Orange you getting even soon?!?!

Caren Gittleman said...

OMC you need to get back at her BIG TIME!! Doesn't she know that the ONE SCENT that cats absolutely LOATHE is the scent of oranges??? OMC!!! catchatwithcarenandcody

Timmy Tomcat said...

Yep this deserves a march across the bed at a very early hour with paw steps strategically placed!
Timmy

Cheri Wildcatwoods said...

They will be sorry!! Thank you so much for the words of comfort for.our Mr Kitty. He was special.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

A little yack in a shoe would be a good payback. :)

William's Kith & Kin said...

We doubt any payback will make any difference, Cleo. Somehow, putting stuff on us is something moms think they need to do.

P.S. We kinda like the little orange hat!

Cleo said...

Let the games begin (continue, actually): 3:21 this morning saw grizzled, bleary-eyed mom sliding out of bed to the above mentioned incessant pigeon cooing from the edge of the bed on her side...

The Island Cats said...

You know what they say about paybacks...right, Cleo??

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Not the dreaded orange peel! Payback is definitely needed.

Marg said...

We so agree. Payback is definitely in order in this situation. Have fun. But also have a great day.

Madi and Mom said...

MOLMOLMOL Cleo!!
Our peeps have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on their hands.
How ironic!!! mom just read in the News and (observer) Disturber that orange is the new black and is a great accent color. Could be your mom is ahead of her times with your newly acquired look
Hugs madi your bfff

The Whiskeratti said...

You poor dear beautiful girl, WHY do hoomins feel the need to do such things? Do they not appreciate our inherent dignity?? We get the same treatment here. Well, ok, not with fruit, at least not yet.

The Indulged Furries said...

That's something my Dad would do.

That's Purrfect said...

They sometimes think they're so clever, these hoomans, when they're just being "asshats". Great word, by the way, and one I'm going to start using a lot!

Katie Isabella said...

Our own Tortie Admiral used to have to go thru these indignities!

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

I'm pretty sure you can complain to the police 'bout treatment like that. I THINK you can, anyway. Why not give it a go? PURRS