|What the Hell?!|
Thursday, February 8, 2018
Mom'll Smack Dad for Posting This One
You know, much as dad pretty much retains the title of chief ass hat, mom can occasionally (though not too often) be a bit of one. There we were, sitting all together one night enjoying a healthy snack (them, not me) and relaxing a bit and mom decided she'd entertain dad (or herself, perhaps) by dressing me up with her orange peels. Who does that? Why, oh why do I have to endure such humiliation?
You know those (very frequent) times I wake them up at all hours with my incessant pigeon cooing I'm so good at? Well, you know what they say about payback...